Maasai Spears, Netflix Deals & Air Fryers - Bashir Halaiki | Coffee Pump (E089)

Konnichiwa Fam, on E089, I sit down with Bashir Halaiki of @HalaikiNetwork for one of the wildest and most unfiltered conversations we’ve had on the podcast. We talk about: - Experiences getting cheated on and how different people deal with it - Modern relationships, masculinity, and the idea of “ownership” in dating - Conversations around sex, culture, and the things people don’t usually say out loud - Bashir’s comedy journey and his Halaiki stand-up special - Maasai culture and how they Komonga your wives - The boxing scene in Kenya - Bombing in comedy And much, much more. Hope you enjoy the episode. Best, Team Coffee Pump Join Our Membership and get access to videos early: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkZKGnWZWb-S9wJdz9IGDTw/join Our Sponsors: ANDO - Download the Ando app: https://linktr.ee/ando_foods - Get 10% off your order using the code COFFEEPUMP10 Camera's Africa - Website: https://www.camerasafrica.com - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/camerasafrica_/ Bashir's First Episode On Coffee Pump: https://youtu.be/D3zlb19e-PU Find Bashir and the Kisiangani Podcast: - Bashir's Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/QXyT7usVUB0?si=zUUTzjHRL8HodUZo - Kisiangani's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@thekisianganipodcast - Bashir's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halaiki - Kisiangani Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thekisianganipodcast Find our host Sajid Vayani: - Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== - TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1 - YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani - Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21 Coffee Pump Audio: - Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994 - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ CoffeePump Socials: - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61578456950684 Coffee Pump Audio: - Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994 - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ Disclaimer: The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters. Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate. By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided. 0:00 - Intro & Disclaimer 1:14 - Subscribe to the channel 1:40 - Cameras Africa (New Coffee Pump Podcast Sponsors) 2:34 - Experiences Being cheated on (Kugongewa) 11:42 - Conversation On Penises (D**ks) 14:56 - Kisiangani's Honey Business 16:07 - Bash's Halaiki comedy special ,Skill sets & Data Center Tour 19:50 - Saj Getting Old 21:17 - Maasai Culture (Hair , Polygamy, Clothes , Spears ) 28:20 - Jerking Off 32:34 - Politics , Corruption & Graft 36:21 - Saj & Producer Fazar's Relationship 38:25 - India & Pakistan Border 39:05 - How Saj & Producer Fazar Met 39:47 - Simping Over Women 45:14 - Kenyan Podcaster's D**k Comparison 50:20 - Majembe VS Mbavu Destroyer Fight & The Boxing Realm In Kenya 55:26 - Halaiki's Standup Show & His Comedy Career 1:07:25 - Halaiki's View On Indians 1:08:32 - The Anatomy Of A Fart & Science Behind Shitting 1:11:54 - Saj's Proposed Toilet App (Rate That Shit) 1:14:10 - Different Shitting Experiences 1:16:59 - Saj's Samosas & Racism 1:20:49 - Weird Childhood Experiences (Shitting On yourself ) 1:23:28 - Halaiki's Cinema Experience (Hail Mary & The Fisherman ) 1:25:20 - Movies Back Then VS Now 1:30:46 - Saj's Proposed Podcasters Short Film 1:33:26 - Different Movie Genres 1:36:36 - Drugs & Their Effects (Weed, Molly) 1:40:49 - Politics & Indians In Demonstrations 1:42:21 - Saj's Whoop Band 1:42:52 - Kenyan Leaders Over The Years & Forthcoming Elections 1:47:13 - Halaiki's Comedy Special & Signing Out 1:49:13 - Outro